Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Christian Video Games!

(Crossposted to SNOG!, but I just couldn't pass up an opportunity to post it here too.)

Original story here...


Imagine: you are a foot soldier in a paramilitary group whose purpose is to remake America as a Christian theocracy, and establish its worldly vision of the dominion of Christ over all aspects of life. You are issued high-tech military weaponry, and instructed to engage the infidel on the streets of New York City. You are on a mission - both a religious mission and a military mission -- to convert or kill Catholics, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, gays, and anyone who advocates the separation of church and state - especially moderate, mainstream Christians. Your mission is "to conduct physical and spiritual warfare"; all who resist must be taken out with extreme prejudice...

...This game immerses children in present-day New York City -- 500 square blocks, stretching from Wall Street to Chinatown, Greenwich Village, the United Nations headquarters, and Harlem. The game rewards children for how effectively they role play the killing of those who resist becoming a born again Christian. The game also offers players the opportunity to switch sides and fight for the army of the AntiChrist, releasing cloven-hoofed demons who feast on conservative Christians and their panicked proselytes (who taste a lot like Christian).

Is this paramilitary mission simulator for children anything other than prejudice and bigotry using religion as an organizing tool to get people in a violent frame of mind? The dialogue includes people saying, "Praise the Lord," as they blow infidels away.


Boo-yah, time to give those goddam Catholics their just deserts! Yeah, I can't wait to load up this game and...

...oh wait...

2 Comments:

At 10:40 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is priceless....really...even better than bloody mastercard.

 
At 8:07 p.m., Blogger Katherine said...

Is this actually for real?

I can't help but say, "holy shit!"

 

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